put my foot down your throat

FOL is the fucking best reality show of all time. WHERE DID THEY FIND ALL THOSE HILARIOUS BITCHES? Some of them are stupid, but some of them are quick-witted and funny as all get out. I love Bootz, Sapharyi, Like Dat and New York. Those bitches don't take no guff from nobody. Hottie is insane and I like that. Goldie and Buckwild can be funny. Hoopz is hot as shit.

Ghetto girls are just FUNNY. The way they phrase things, the way they think, the way they fight, and the way they're unashamedly strong is awesome.

House of Carters is the most pathetic show I've ever seen. It's so depressing to see those acne-ridden, overweight trailer park rejects fight and cry.

I think that whole "Paris scandal revelation" was planned. Who knows? Either way, I wasn't surprised or interested.

Paris fits right in with this dysfunctional Party of Five.

Cast of unattractive misfits:

Nick - flabby ex-popstar. Trying to do right by his siblings but also wants everyone to listen to him. I think he's sincere in trying to fill the big brother role. It's easier said than done when no one wants to feel bossed around.

BJ - chubby drunk. Probably actually lives in a trailer. No career prospects. She got mad that Nick didn't throw money at her. Uh, who earned it?

Other Blond Girl - chubby broke-ass Brooke Hogan. She looks like the girl version of Nick. Also feels entitled to Nick's money. He sacrificed a lifetime's dignity for that cash, so back off, sister!

Angel and Aaron - twins that seem to hate each other. They never talk or get near each other. The siblings think Angel is "the hot sister" because she's trying to be a model. Is it just me or is she fugly? I envy her metabolism, though. She seems to be relatively sane compared to her crazy family. Aaron also seems relatively sane-ish, as well as tenderhearted. You can see how much he loves his big brother and wants to depend on him. It's actually very sweet. He needs some fucking ProActiv ASAP.

In fact, #1-5 on the Carter Siblings Shopping List needs to be "ECONOMY-SIZED BOTTLES OF PROACTIV".

This is just the series premiere. It's all downhill from here, though that hardly seems possible.

has FANDOM written all over her. I would bet MONEY she's in some weird internet fandom. I keep wanting to work a disdainful comment about Harry Potter into a conversation just to gage her reaction.

What other fandoms are there? PoTC. I could see her as a... wench. I don't know; I'm sure they have some fandom-lingo name for themselves.

It's too bad I can't outright ask her, because that would mean admitting I go on LJ and even know about fandoms D:

ETA: How the hell does LJ not have "fandom" in their spell check?

I am still unable to find the desired icon.

I saw the PR3 collections and was disappointed. I've been Team Michael the whole season but his collection was a letdown. Surprisingly, Uli's was the best. I still hope he wins.

I HATE the way the Plus Accounts look and yet I cannot resist the temptation of 15 free icons. I am weak and they prey on my weakness. I would never buy anything advertised on LJ out of principle.

I HATE THE NEW LJ MENUS. They are shitty and confusing. I HATE how LJ keeps changing their look/menus and forcing everyone to use it even if we prefer the old style.

I hate you, LJ, and if it wasn't for ontd I wouldn't even be here.

I'm glad MySpace trumped you... eventhough I hate Myspace, too.

all I really want out of LIFE is an icon of Michael Kors face when he saw those fugly florchettas(?) all over Angela's ass.